“The feels are sexual, but not merely or exclusively so. They are distinct from pre-internet emotions in that they are more like feelings for feelings’ sake. The internet, with its wealth of intangible content, is the feels’ native land; an internet crush is the feels personified. You can’t do anything about the feels except feel them, then maybe go look at some more pictures online. They are an appetite that does not expect to be sated, an intensity without any perceivable end.”
Also, this image is way too familiar: When I found a picture I didn’t have, I’d print it out on my dad’s computer, and the ink would make the printer paper heavy and wilted.